if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
ONLY JUST NOW
DUDE AS A KID I REALLY WATED ME SOME USEFUL GODDAMN SKINTONES
WHERE WERE YOU 15 YEARS AGO.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY ORANGE PEOPLE I HAD.
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so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
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“british tv is SO MUCH BETTER THAN AMERICAN TV it’s so much more sophisticated”
“Hello, would you like a table?”
“Oh, is this a furniture store?”
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today my chemistry teacher was going about a normal lesson but then she stops in mid sentence and says, “does anyone know when the next teen wolf season starts?”
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bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
