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maleteen: if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:09:27 -0400

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body

evanescent-attraction: ONLY JUST NOW DUDE AS A KID I REALLY...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:07:52 -0400

ONLY JUST NOW

DUDE AS A KID I REALLY WATED ME SOME USEFUL GODDAMN SKINTONES

WHERE WERE YOU 15 YEARS AGO.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY ORANGE PEOPLE I HAD.

steamedcrab: so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:07:25 -0400

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

pertlattimers: “british tv is SO MUCH BETTER THAN AMERICAN TV it’s so much more sophisticated”

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:06:49 -0400

pertlattimers:

“british tv is SO MUCH BETTER THAN AMERICAN TV it’s so much more sophisticated”

"Hello, would you like a table?"

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:05:36 -0400

“Oh, is this a furniture store?”

vagina-itch: today my chemistry teacher was going about a normal lesson but then she stops in mid...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:03:20 -0400

vagina-itch:

today my chemistry teacher was going about a normal lesson but then she stops in mid sentence and says, “does anyone know when the next teen wolf season starts?”

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:02:43 -0400

whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:01:16 -0400

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

chickensandwich: how she do that

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:00:35 -0400

chickensandwich:

how she do that

the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:39:59 -0400

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

akwhard: does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:15:23 -0400

akwhard:

does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?

lolsofunny: (lol here!)

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:20:19 -0400

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

buttduchess: i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:18:04 -0400

buttduchess:

i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849

epic-humor: supermegafoxyawesomehotnot: teruteruhanamura: im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:36:10 -0400

epic-humor:

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

teruteruhanamura:

im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK

IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT

LORD FUCKWAD

HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST

SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT

X

ap-calypse: rewolf: 3ridan: stay out of my lana del way what the fuck did u just lana del...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:34:54 -0400

ap-calypse:

rewolf:

3ridan:

stay out of my lana del way

what the fuck did u just lana del say

you guys are lana del gay

this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch they won’t be...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:34:44 -0400

this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch

they won’t be touching with your man between them

diaryofajohnlockian: wickedwitchoftheeastcollins: I HAEV...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:34:11 -0400

diaryofajohnlockian:

wickedwitchoftheeastcollins:

I HAEV BEEN LAUHGIN GFOR ABUOT THRITY MINTUES SOMEON EHALP

assiest: sex-doesnt-alarm-me: assiest: i am 41 cheetos tall Why did you think you needed to...

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:31:57 -0400

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos

"wow what a great post, i want to email it to my friends"

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:31:35 -0400

“wow what a great post, i want to email it to my friends”

- no one ever (via textpostsandcats)

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Wed, 15 May 2013 00:31:24 -0400

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